What a long weekend in Austin, TX taught me

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  • “It’s Friday then it’s Saturday Sunday” is the official song of the summer

  • Don’t be Mason’s bathroom the morning after 10 dudes eat their weight in BBQ

  • Taking your shirt off at a bar is a personality trait (whether it’s a good one or bad one is still up in the air)

  • Leaving your shirt (and potentially other garments) in the freezer for at least 10 minutes is a sure fire and cost efficient method to combating high heat and humidity

  • Divorce parties1 exist and I’d like to be a part of one some day (not necessarily my own, but if we’re all happily married I’ll do what I have to do)