What a long weekend in Austin, TX taught me
“It’s Friday then it’s Saturday Sunday” is the official song of the summer
Don’t be Mason’s bathroom the morning after 10 dudes eat their weight in BBQ
Taking your shirt off at a bar is a personality trait (whether it’s a good one or bad one is still up in the air)
Leaving your shirt (and potentially other garments) in the freezer for at least 10 minutes is a sure fire and cost efficient method to combating high heat and humidity
Divorce parties1 exist and I’d like to be a part of one some day (not necessarily my own, but if we’re all happily married I’ll do what I have to do)